A female matatu conductor
Kenyan matatus have been known to have crazy funny entertaining motivating and business stickers and posters in the matatu. It is such a variety that even job vacancies can be spotted as a poster in the matatu.
The matatus have really good graffiti and people wait in line just to board specific matatus bringing forth the matwana culture.
If the crazy and loud music and screens won’t entertain you, here are some of the crazy stickers and posters you may find:
Ukitaka stage ya 10 hamia githurai
Kama uko na haraka ungeanza safari jana
Hakuna stage inaitwa hapo dere
All about the mystery man engaged to Betty Bayo
Kama una haraka shuka ukimbie
Mzee ni wewe
Hatusemi wewe ni mnono lakini ukikalia viti mbili lipia
Kwa mat naitwa konda au makanga but kwa nyumba naitwa babe
Unakataa kukaa nyuma juu wewe ni mgonjwa kwani mbele kuna daktarin
Fare haijapanda wewe ndio umesota
Umaskini haitaki hasira… tulia!!
Achana na dereva ako na na bibi conductor ndiye anatafuta
Furaha yako ya selfie, furaha ya mwizi simu
Wewe ni Rafiki yangu, ndiyo sikatai alkini biashara yangu haikutambui
Kitambi ikifika level Fulani nunua gari yako
Gari haijajaa dere anashukia next stage
Watu ni kukaa wanne wanne starehe ni kwa wheelchair
Kushuta ni bure kutapika ndio chwani
Afadhali kununua gari kuliko kuoa bibi mkorofi
Kazi ya moyo ni kuskuma damu kupenda ni kiherehere yako
Women are like matatus you miss one you catch another
Ingia tu usitoe viatu
Unajifanya rose muhando ubebwe na nani?
Kama kuoga ni usafi basi mbona tauli huwa chafu?
If you find the music too loud then you are too old.
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